so i look like a cat right now with big dialated eyes because i finally went to the eye doctor after 5 years to get my eyes checked again. lately i've noticed that i can't tell if a car is 10 ft. or 50 ft. away at night, so i figured it might be a good time to get some new glasses that actually function.
my eyeballs hurt.
so anyway, after the eye appointment i was looking for cute glasses (they don't exsist) then decided i'd go look somewhere else, so i'm leaving and i'm all "screw these stupid paper dorky sunglasses they give you, i don't need them!" and then i walk outside and i'm like BLIND AS FUCK, and my eyes start watering like there's no tomorrow, then i eat shit and stumble off the curb, probably narrowly missing death by ford f-250 impact, but i was too blind to notice. somehow i managed to hobble to my car and drive myself home. in fact, i can hardly see the computer screen right now and i'm wondering why i'm sitting in front of it...
in other news, i sort of have a job. also, i've become addicted to myspace, so if you're on there, add me or say hi or whatever.
ok, sitting here is giving me a headache... check back soon for updates on the cute glasses search 2005, weirdos who call my cell phone and insist they don't have the wrong phone number, cindy's trip to the dog show with my mother, and other adventures in houston.